Keys to Victory: A formula for beating the Browns

Written by Cody Strahm on .

Tony Sparano is now only three days away from arguably the biggest make or break game in his coaching career.

A win will keep hope alive in Miami and temporarily take some heat off of Sparano’s seat. If the Dolphins fall to the Browns a 0-5 start to the season will become likely and Sparano’s fate will be all but sealed.

Fortunately for Sparano and the Dolphins, however, Sunday is surely a winnable game and on paper they are probably a better team than the Browns.

But in order to preserve the season these Dolphins are going to have to dial up that “road warrior” mentality that enabled them to go 6-2 away from Sun Life in 2010.

Here’s what needs to happen for the Dolphins to earn their first victory of the season.

Contain Josh Cribbs

It’s no secret that poor special-teams play has haunted this regime over the past couple years. It hasn’t gotten any better this season as Dan Carpenter missed two “gimme” field goals last week and returners have been a block away from taking one back to the house on more than one occasion through two weeks.

Enter the second most feared kick returner in football, Joshua Cribbs. The Dolphins may outperform the Browns on both sides of the ball on Sunday, but if they concede a big return they could easily still fall to 0-3.

The Dolphins’ coverage teams need to stay disciplined in their assignments and fly to the football. Of course, if Dan Carpenter could just utilize the new kickoff rule and boom some footballs out of the endzone like many kickers have been able to do consistently, this wouldn’t even be an issue.

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Dolphins bring in more former Cowboys including Super Jew DE Olshansky

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When I was young all my childhood dream was two play for the Miami Dolphins. Now 21 years of age I realize that my shot to play for the Dolphins has probably passed me by but I also realized that I went for the wrong approach to join the Dolphins. CLEARLY there is only one way of going about being about trying to fulfill your dream if you want to play for the Miami Dolphins and that is try and make and get cut from the Dallas Cowboys.

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If you played for the Dallas Cowboys in the past 10 years the odds are VERY high that you will find yourself on the Miami Dolphins roster at some point.

This continued yesterday as the Dolphins brought in two veteran former Dallas Cowboys. Dolphins brought back ex- Dolphins and Cowboy corner back Nathan Jones and DE Igor Olshansky (Super Jew), letting go Larry Johnson and TE D Rosario to make the moves.

Sparano is clearly trying to collect as many DE’s as possible because for some reason it makes him a very happy man.  Olshansky also joins a group of Jewish Dolphins which has included Jay Fiedler, Sage Rosenfeld and probably more that I am forgetting.

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The move to bring in Jones was a no brainer after how poorly the Dolphins secondary has been and Vontae Davis has struggled to stay healthy early on this year.

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Dolphins at Browns: Who has the edge?

Written by Cody Strahm on .

Okay so 0-2 wasn’t exactly what everybody had in mind. Two games behind every team in the division, the Buffalo Bills included, was definitely not what everybody had in mind.

Losing the first two games of the season at home, where this franchise is desperate for success following the 1-7 disaster a year ago and a rapid free fall in ticket sales is a nightmare beginning to the 2011 season.

It’s sent the majority of the fan base into panic mode. Frustrated fans have already started the “Fire Sparano” groups on Facebook while others have attempted to get #FireSparano trending on Twitter.

It’s safe to say these are ugly times for a franchise that’s seemingly been on a downward spiral for the past decade. But rock bottom is still a ways down.

Panicking after losses to the Patriots and Texans- probably the best team in football and a virtual lock to win the AFC South- may be a slight overreaction. But there’s no overstating how vital Sunday’s trip to Cleveland will be.

A win preserves the season, this regime, and any fragments of hope remaining in Miami. With a loss you might as well kiss this season goodbye, kick off a coaching search, and seriously entertain the possibility that these Dolphins are in the Andrew Luck sweepstakes.

But let’s not venture down that path any further. They haven’t lost yet and beating the Browns is a very reasonable task. Let’s evaluate the matchup.

Dolphins’ ground attack vs. Browns’ run defense

Lost in an ugly performance against Houston was the fact that the Dolphins may have found themselves a running back and an interior offensive line that’s beginning to come together.

Daniel Thomas was brilliant, outside of that one costly fumble of course, in his rookie debut, taking his 18 carries 107 yards on nearly 6.0 yards-per-carry. Mike Pouncey and Vernon Carey were solid in the trenches, finally igniting some hope for a running game that was abysmal in the preseason.

The Browns have surrendered 124.0 yards-per-game in the season’s first two weeks, ranking in at 24th in the league. I would say establishing the run early will be a priority for Brian Daboll against his former team.

Edge: Dolphins

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Dolphins vs. Texans: Predictions

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It’s hard to label the second game of the season a make or break game, but the Dolphins desperately need to find success at home this year. And starting 0-2 in this conference, in this division is almost a death wish for any team with playoff aspirations.

Let’s see who the “experts” are taking tomorrow. I’ve also included Daniel’s pick and my prediction at the end. Feel free to give us your final score in the comments.

ESPN.com Experts Dolphins/Texans
Allen Texans
Golic Texans
Hoge Texans
Jaworski Texans
Mortensen Dolphins
Schefter Dolphins
Schlereth Texans

 

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Dolphins desperately need first win over Texans

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0-5. Zero wins and five losses. Heart-breaking defeats by one, two, three, one, and seven points.

For some reason, even when Miami has been the better team, the Texans have had the Dolphins’ number since their inauguration less than a decade ago.

It all started in 2003 when the heavily-favored Dolphins fell to the Texans 21-20 thanks to four Kris Brown field goals and a 78-yard touchdown from David Carr.

After a three-year hiatus, the Nick Saban led Dolphins fell to Houston 17-15 in 2006 on a failed two-point conversion attempt with less than two minutes to play.

The following year, the Dolphins’ first victory of the season was spoiled by Kris Brown’s leg on a 57-yard field goal as time expired.

In another last-second defeat, the Texans topped the Dolphins who were in the midst of a resurgence 29-28 on a three-yard Matt Schaub touchdown run with under five seconds to play in 2008.

And in their most recent meeting, the Dolphins’ rallied from a 27-3 deficit early on to come within seven points in the fourth quarter. Chad Henne threw for over 300 yards, but ultimately it was just too deep of a hole to dig out of and the Dolphins’ comeback bid fell short 27-20 in 2009.

In summary, it’s been one heartbreak after another in this series for Miami.

Dropping another game to the Texans on Sunday would give them a demoralizing 0-2 start at home after the 1-7 fiasco a year ago. I think it’s safe to say Week 2 will be as much of a “must win” game for this team as any game this early in the season can be.

With trips to San Diego to play the Chargers and New Jersey to play the Jets on the slate in Weeks 4 and 6, an exceedingly bleak outlook for the Dolphins will begin to unfold. That’s the worst-case scenario for a team that needed CBS affiliate WFOR, Bud Light, and themselves to buy thousands of tickets this week in order to avoid a blackout, which would have been the result of the first non-sellout in over 13 years. no comments